
What are 15 things to do in Home Depot?
1. Load a shopping cart with wood and nails and go to an empty area of the store to build a house.
2. Set up a "Display Purposes Only" sign on every toilet.
3. Ask if the lawn mowers come with turbo chargers.
4. Ask an employee where to find the materials to build a pipe bomb.
5. Wheel a toilet on a flat bed cart to self checkout.
6. Go to the spray paint aisle and begin using the paint to create the Sistine Chapel on the floor.
7. Wear camo in the lawn and garden center of the store and hide in the foliage.
8. Ask an employee what the best kind of chainsaw you would use to kill someone.
9. Go to the lighting department with a buddy and start a lightsaber duel using those long light tubes
10. Drag yourself into the store and ask an employee where to find the materials to build a wheelchair.
11. Walk up to the guy selling hotdogs in the front of the store and tell him you're with Immigration.
12. Ask an employee if the 5 gallon cemente mixer doubles as an ice cream maker.
13. Walk up to a employee and ask what aisle you can find the Mexicans on, if they ask you to leave, do so, on your way out ask the hotdog vendor if he wants a job.
14. Buy a hot dog on your way in and hide it between some items on a shelf that no one buys stuff from.
15. Use the wood and nails from the store to build a 1:1 scale replica of Noah's Ark.
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